Over 102938
motifake

Heroin Demotivational Poster


MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK - Finally caught the smoking addiction too.




THE PURPLE DRAGON -




MOM, I WANT THAT ONE -




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer


TAGS: terrorist heroin beer
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by WTFO

chrisgunn - October 26, 2009, 11:24 pm
The Taliban had banned poppy cultivation before 9/11. Check you facts.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:50 am
I don't think drug abusers are limited to just one race, and that includes Arabs.
ewll - January 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
slightly funny...but its still whites that go around shooting up.... so...islam will rise up
MadMSG - November 2, 2008, 11:38 pm
Thank you for your perspective, junkie.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:26 pm
Well, heroin doesn't influence you to fuck random people for one, the come down is that you get tired.. It's all around a better experience.. It just is way more addicting.
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:17 am
good point
Sean - June 22, 2008, 1:50 pm
Funny.


OVER THE COUNTER HEROIN - When Bayer was just HORSING around...




HEROIN - Brought to you by the Bayer corporation.


TAGS: heroin bayer aspirin pain
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:19 pm
Heroin, the original Roofie
Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:48 pm
Sounded better than "Laudanum" (at the time). Prescribed for getting your children to sleep.


LOU REED -


TAGS: walk on the wild side heroin
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Buford - October 17, 2009, 11:04 pm
Alt: Iggy Pop


ACCORDING TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT - Marijuana it's like heroin, only greener


TAGS: government marijuana heroin only greener
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

spanko1 - November 10, 2011, 11:23 am
And now send me that beautiful bud!!!
Budog - July 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
Greeny, you will get no argument from me. Now just tell that to the assholes we seem to keep electing.
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 7:55 pm
Greener is better!


TRAILER GIRL -


TAGS: super heroine startup failure
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:05 pm

cause she was drunk on Corona Light and forgot to get in line ar Lycra R Us Outfitters


OIL IS HEROIN -




HEROIN - My Anti-Drug


TAGS: heroin anti drug
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by AnubisX

-quote needed- - May 2, 2009, 5:25 am
when i go i go large.
know_it_all - April 3, 2009, 3:31 pm
Heroin is a highly addictive opium derivative; the main female character in a narrative is a heroine.
l33t_butch3r_sk1n_h4x - April 3, 2009, 3:26 pm
actually heroine does fit when you spell it correctly.
... - July 13, 2008, 5:51 am
But 'oralsex' sure does. So Does 'blowjob'. Coincidence?
Korvyn - May 16, 2008, 6:12 pm
heroin doesn't fit...


Kill Your Heroes -


TAGS: hero heroine celebrity iconoclasm poser
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 12:07 pm
In that case, you're going to need a few dozen swords.
Vinxman - May 10, 2014, 8:29 am
I was thinking of the Iron Throne in Game of Thrones.
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 10:51 pm
Not sure if a human pin cushion would make for much of a chair. Just sayin', man.
Vinxman - May 9, 2014, 10:30 pm
Y'know, if you stick a few more swords in him, you'd have a cool looking chair. Just sayin'.


Unsung Heroines -




the walking dead -




PIRACY -


TAGS: the 8 bit heroin game
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 7:14 pm
what can I say, I live my life on the edge.
fascistfrenchman - December 28, 2010, 7:05 pm
That disk could cost even more if it's infected.
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:51 pm
single tap to the head with a chrome-plated beretta and silencer.
Derek - October 7, 2009, 2:30 am
"You wouldn't shoot a policeman, do a turd in his helmet, give it to his widow, and then steal it again..." (from "The IT Crowd")


BELLA SWAN -


TAGS: bella swan addicting heroin
Rating: 1.18/5

More motifakes by Kyro

TJ - May 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Bella Swan - pothead. Edward - creepy smoker.
LOLOLOL - May 11, 2009, 6:56 pm
twylight SUCKED ASS!!!! the acting: TERRIBLE!!! The story: TERRIBLE. The "vanpiric rules" SHIT!!!!! HYDROGEN BOMB THIS LIVING FETUS THIS...INPIRATION 4 BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!! ):(
Kii - May 4, 2009, 7:32 am
No, she sucks ass. And Edward sucks dick.


Fashion Police -




scott weiland -




PREV PAGE